Friday, June 13, 2014

40. robin hood's parole officer warned him about hanging out at the bus station. but where else was he going to score?

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39. jill had never been on a bus before and was not conversant with the etiquette. so when boadicea plopped her large frame down beside her she was unsure how to react.

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38. jill could not sleep on the bus. the bright lights of life, art, love, fame and the big city danced before her weary eyes.

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37. what is the use, thought alice, of trying to be one of a kind when the world has been turned inside out and robbed of mystery?

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36. jack ran into the station just as the bus was finally pulling out. after a moment's hesitation, jill waved goodbye.

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35. she had to wait seven hours for the next bus, but jill was determined to shake the dust of midville off her saddle shoes

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34. lying in her cell, cinderella could not decide which was worse, listening to the monster laughing all day or weeping all night

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33. " i've had enough of this," jill announced suddenly. jack and goldilocks watched openmouthed as she headed down main street to the greyhound station.

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32. holmes and the angel of death moved slowly down the boardwalk

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31. little miss muffet handed the dragon his drink...

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30. cinderella woke up. were those bars on the windows, or just the monster's teeth?

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29. "pull yourself together," little miss muffet told the dragon. "i need a drink," he sobbed.

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28. goldilocks and edward g robinson rushed outside. a wisp of green smoke drifted down the street.

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27. suddenly a hush fell over the soda shop. the dancing stopped.

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26. little egypt was a trouper. she was doing her dance of the seven vanished empires with mad abandon when suddenly

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25. you don't have to be little egypt to dance for the angel of death but it helps

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24. "can you kids please keep the energy level down !" shouted edward g robinson. "you're shaking the chairs and tables!"

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23. little egypt peeked out from behind the curtain. there were only 3 customers - holmes, edward g robinson and the angel of death

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Sunday, June 1, 2014

22. holmes's footsteps slowed imperceptibly on the boardwalk as he approached the hoochie coochie show

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21. goldilocks and jack and jill were hanging out at the soda shop, doing the bunny hop to the groovy tunes on the jukebox

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20. lost in thought, holmes walked slowly back down the pier, past the hoochie coochie show and the cotton candy stand

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19. as little bo peep and little red riding hood waved goodbye through the fog from the deck of the ferry, holmes felt a terrible foreboding

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18. "watson and i will track down the dragon," holmes chuckled confidently. "you two enjoy your honeymoon."

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17. "i'm on the lam, muffie," croaked the dragon, "old bill have got georgie and wolfie. ya gotta help me out."

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16. when little miss muffet arrived home in the morning, she found the dragon on her doorstep in a pitiful state

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15. on the morning that st george and the big bad wolf were hanged, little red riding hood and little bo peep were married

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14. it was over. the dragon was still on the loose, but the gang had been broken up.

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13. as soon as little red riding hood entered the forest, she knew that she was the coolest thing in it. everybody wanted to be just like her.

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12. alone in his corner, little jack horner wondered if st george really loved or appreciated him

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11. st george leaned forward, filling the dragon in on the details of the plan. suddenly he felt he was being watched.

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10. little red riding hood and little bo peep crept up to the window and looked in. it was just as they thought!

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9, what is the use, thought alice, of a country house without at least one dead body in every room?

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8. where is the fun, thought alice, in tracking down malefactors who are only stupid and not diabolically clever?

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7. the wicked queen asked the crowd for three cheers as little bo peep was led to the guillotine

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6. little red riding hood laughed to beat the band when holmes fell out of the window

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5. "confound it, watson, the big bad wolf has humbugged us again!"

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4. the bishop nodded, indicating that sister eugenie should continue her tale

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